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		<title>First Look at Mario Batali’s Monster Italian Marketplace</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:08:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eataly, Mario Batali and Joe Bastianich’s much-anticipated monster of an Italian food and wine marketplace in the Flatiron district, opened for a press preview Tuesday night. The 42,500-square-foot space opens to the public next week and contains seven restaurants, but don’t call it a food court.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eataly, Mario Batali and Joe Bastianich’s much-anticipated monster of an Italian food and wine marketplace in the Flatiron district, opened for a press preview Tuesday night. The 42,500-square-foot space opens to the public next week and contains seven restaurants, but don’t call it a food court.</p>
<p>“This isn’t a giant food court,” said Batali, clad in trademark orange. “This isn’t a selection of restaurants under one roof. This is a retail store where we peddle the greatest of Italian gastronomy to people who want to eat it and know how to appreciate it. You ask any Italian and all of the smart Americans where the best meal they ever had in the last ten years was, and it was never in someone’s restaurant. It was always in the house. And with these products, and this ideology, we’re hoping that’s what we’re going to bring to New Yorkers.”</p>
<p>Among the gastronomic greatest hits on offer starting next week: handmade mozzarella; oysters; veal and lamb stuffed ravioli and gelato. And lots and lots of wine.</p>
<p>The interiors have a Whole Foods-meets-Bloomingdale’s-via-Tuscany feel, and Italian flourishes abound, from signs in both Italian and English to iPads displaying news from Corriere della Serra and other Italian papers. Another fun grace note &#8211; an ATM from UniCredit bank, based in Italy.</p>
<p>During Tuesday’s event, Batali, Bastiniach and partners attempted to herd dozens of reporters and publicists through the space. They were aided by the beaming Eataly team of employees – about 300 people have been hired so far – who at times seemed to outnumber guests. Some staff members, such as the pizza team, had just arrived straight from the motherland.</p>
<p>The crowd gawked at the maze of mostly Italian products, the bread oven from Spain, the mammoth espresso maker and the vegetable butcher. (Yes, there is a vegetable butcher.)</p>
<p>In a blow to lovers of Italian beer, Eataly’s planned 4,500-square-foot rooftop beer garden and brewery won’t open for another few months. Beers will be made unfiltered and unpasteurized, naturally carbonated and hand-pulled through traditional beer engines.</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2010/08/25/first-look-at-mario-batalis-monster-italian-marketplace/" target="_blank">via</a></p>
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		<title>Eargasm: Chiddy Bang &#8211; Chasin Dreams</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ill flow. Got me through my work day&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ill flow. Got me through my work day&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Crazy DJ/Professor?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:49:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy just made my day. When I hear Kid Cudi on the speakers I react the same way. Like minds..

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This guy just made my day. When I hear Kid Cudi on the speakers I react the same way. Like minds..</p>
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		<title>A Beach Towel That Plays and Protects You and Your Music</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 03:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Afrodite</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know about you but this is the best sh*t since sliced bread. Being a sun worshiper I am a BIG fan of this. Props to the chick who made this possible. You know a man didn&#8217;t come up with this.
The Hi-Sun Beach Towel, which can be worn as a backpack, converts into a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know about you but this is the best sh*t since sliced bread. Being a sun worshiper I am a BIG fan of this. Props to the chick who made this possible. You know a man didn&#8217;t come up with this.</p>
<p>The Hi-Sun Beach Towel, which can be worn as a backpack, converts into a towel with integrated speakers that connect to an MP3 player. The manufacturers made the speakers removable, so you can wash the towel without damaging the electric components. (<a href="http://thegloss.com/odds-and-ends/187475-a-beach-towel-that-plays-and-protects-your-music/" target="_blank">via)</a></p>
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		<title>Parents Guide to Teen Lingo&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 02:29:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a perpetual teenager, I can vouch that most of this dictionary is completely wrong.  But this is definitely how I&#8217;m going to start using the word FAP. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a perpetual teenager, I can vouch that most of this dictionary is completely wrong.  But this is definitely how I&#8217;m going to start using the word FAP. </p>
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		<title>I LOVE when people fall&#8230;and lose their hair doing it</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 02:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WTF was this B*tch thinking&#8230;.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WTF was this B*tch thinking&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>New Old Spice Commercial&#8230;Fancy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 02:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another reason why P&#38;G rules the world&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another reason why P&amp;G rules the world&#8230;</p>
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		<title>iPhone 4G &#8211; Coming  to Verizon in JULY&#8230;I mean January 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 19:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE! According to Bloomberg.com, the iphone will be released in Januray of 2011!
Verizon Wireless, which is building a high-speed fourth- generation network, plans to unveil several devices that will run on the new technology in January at the Consumer Electronics Show, Chief Executive Officer Lowell McAdam has said.
Screw Hubpages&#8230;Blomberg is delivering!
God I effing hope this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>UPDATE! According to <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com">Bloomberg.com</a>, the iphone will be released in Januray of 2011!</p>
<p>Verizon Wireless, which is building a high-speed fourth- generation network, plans to unveil several devices that will run on the new technology in January at the Consumer Electronics Show, Chief Executive Officer <a title="Search News" href="http://search.bloomberg.com/search?q=Lowell%20McAdam&amp;site=wnews&amp;client=wnews&amp;proxystylesheet=wnews&amp;output=xml_no_dtd&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8&amp;filter=p&amp;getfields=wnnis&amp;sort=date:D:S:d1&amp;partialfields=-wnnis:NOAVSYND&amp;lr=-lang_ja">Lowell McAdam</a> has said.</p>
<p>Screw Hubpages&#8230;Blomberg is delivering!</p>
<p>God I effing hope this is true. <a href="http://www.hubpages.com" target="_blank">Hubpages.com</a> is leading us to believe that Verizon Wireless is currently testing a CDMA version of the iPhone 4G and Verizon confirms they are making network changes to bring the iphone to their network. The new iPhone 4g is going to be loaded with tons of new features like video chat, multi-tasking and extreme downloading.</p>
<p>Pray this is true.</p>
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		<title>World Cup Fevvaaaaa</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 18:48:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unless you&#8217;re living under a rock, the United States advanced to the World Cup knockout stage in the most dramatic fashion possible on Wednesday, scoring an epic goal in extra time for a stunning victory. Viewers nationwide were treated to a sensational scene, and the reactions at some locations were overwhelming. Gotta say Seattle takes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unless you&#8217;re living under a rock, the United States advanced to the World Cup knockout stage in the most dramatic fashion possible on Wednesday, scoring an epic goal in extra time for a stunning victory. Viewers nationwide were treated to a sensational scene, and the reactions at some locations were overwhelming. Gotta say Seattle takes the cake&#8230;</p>
<p>http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid73315185001?bctid=101507741001</p>
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		<title>Mr. Spriggs BBQ commercial</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 16:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Midwest City&#8230;oh you so tender!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Midwest City&#8230;oh you so tender!</p>
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