Parents Guide to Teen Lingo…
As a perpetual teenager, I can vouch that most of this dictionary is completely wrong. But this is definitely how I’m going to start using the word FAP....
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iPhone 4G – Coming to Verizon in JULY…I mean January 2011
UPDATE! According to Bloomberg.com, the iphone will be released in Januray of 2011! Verizon Wireless, which is building a high-speed fourth- generation network, plans to unveil several devices that will run on the new technology in January at the Consumer Electronics Show, Chief Executive Officer Lowell McAdam has said. Screw Hubpages…Blomberg is delivering! God I effing hope this...
Continue reading »JMU: You Make Me Proud
I know its a little small town for TheAfrodite.com but I gotta give a shout out to the fine institution that is James Madison University (JMU). This past weekend 8,000 + students etc gathered for JMU’s annual open-air spring block party. The havoc below is sorely missed. UVA…take...
Continue reading »Coco is going to TBS!
For all of you Conan fans…I have good news! TBS has confirmed they will be picking up the talk show host for a new show at 11pm Monday-Thursday. Lopez Tonight will follow. Maybe this time around he’ll actually have a shot. GO...
Continue reading »Holy tits!
Chinese doctors are baffled by a male dairy farmer’s bizarre condition: They believe he has the largest man boobs in the world. Guo Feng, 53, says the condition began about 10 years ago when he began to gain weight, but thought nothing of it. But now he says “In the last few years it’s become unbearable...
Continue reading »Why Health Care Reform Is Bad For The Cast Of ‘Jersey Shore’
This tax will impose a 10% tax on indoor tanning services. This tax, which replaced the proposed tax on cosmetic surgery is effective July 1st, 2010. Sorry...
Continue reading »Gaga + Tarantino = perfection
Lady Gaga to star in next Quentin Tarantino film? Both of these whacked out artists collaborating is sure to please the masses. NME is reporting that the singer – who used the Pussy Wagon van from Tarantino’s Kill Bill film for her much-talked-about video for ‘Telephone’ – is said to have met the Inglourious Basterds...
Continue reading »Creepster alert: Wife’s baby milk in chef’s cheese recipe
This Chelsea restaurant has gone from brasserie to brassiere. Chef Daniel Angerer is letting diners at Klee Brasserie munch on cheese made from his wife’s breast milk.”It tastes like cow’s-milk cheese, kind of sweet,” he told The Post. (barf) The flavor depends on what the cheese is served with — Angerer recommends a Riesling — and...
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